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It's Not Spaghetti, It's Linguine
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A guy is accused of beating his girlfriend to death because they didn't have beer and he didn't want to eat some noodles. Was alcohol involved? Well, yes, the cops say, noting that this happened after a night of bar-hopping. Alcohol always accentuates reason and civility, doesn't it? (WPXI-TV/Pittsburgh)
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