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What Did He Do To The Library Windows? Rectum. (rimshot)
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What your kids are up to in college: At Rice University, they do the "Baker 13." What's that? Oh, they just cover their asses and front-facing private parts in shaving cream and run around campus leaving prints on windows; they do this on the 13th of every month and at the end of each month. Why? Do they need a reason? Anyway, it all went wrong for one student who managed to break a window at the library with his ass. And now he has a bunch of cuts where you wouldn't want cuts, and he owes $15,000 to repair the window. Okay, see, THAT'S hilarious. (KTRK-TV/Houston)
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