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What's In My Trunk? Oh, Mutton. (rimshot)
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A drunk driver has gotten a four-month suspended sentence for... well, that's not important. What's important is that, when he was pulled over, he cheerily volunteered to the cop that he had two fully grown sheep in his trunk. Because you always need to have sheep in your car. And a spare. He had a story about needing to move the sheep because there were wild dogs in the area, but, you know, that's what trucks are for. (Macleay Argus)
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