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Get Out Of Jail Free, Go Directly To McDonald's
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This guy is facing charges of defrauding people out of a lot of money, but every time there's a hearing, he begs off. See, he's so obese he's "too ill" to come to court, or at least that's what his attorney claims. So, in effect, he's using being morbidly obese as a defense. That won't work, will it? Because if it does, people will start eating the moment they're indicted and not stop until they're deemed unable to stand trial. (Fairfax Media via Stuff.co.nz)
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