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That's What's Known As The 'Full Jimmy Dean'
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Here's live, local (if you're in Holbrook, MA) and late-breaking news, as a man has been charged with attacking and robbing a bike rider using sausage links and a wrench. The attacker swung the sausages at the biker, then threw stolen meat, bread, and cheese into a barrel and came at the biker with a wrench. Then he stole the biker's silver chain, ring, and bike. You didn't know sausage could be considered a weapon, but there you have it. (Brockton Enterprise via Quincy Patriot Ledger; Thanks to John Shea at WATD/Marshfield, MA for the link)
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