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Just To Be Safe, Make Sure There's A Security Guard By The White Bread, Too
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Police are on the lookout in South Australia for whoever stole 93 pounds of mayonnaise from a business there. The article actually contains the line, "They urged anyone who heard of people making large quantities of coleslaw or potato salad to notify authorities." They should probably also look for people who really like tuna fish or make a lot of sandwiches. (Fox News)
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