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Maybe He Was Just Promoting The 6-Inch Sub
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The cops say this guy was diddling himself while getting a haircut. The stylist noticed that he was "shaking" under his cape, and when she removed the cape, there it allegedly was, his wang was waving and everything. They tracked him down at the Subway where he worked, which was easier because he'd been wearing his Subway t-shirt at the time of the alleged offense and told people at the salon where he worked. Now, not to defend this guy -- it's obviously pervy to masturbate in public wherever you do it -- but he WAS covered up when the stylist pulled off the cape. If he thought he'd be covered, was there intent? This should be an episode of whatever "Law and Order" they're still making. (Norristown Times Herald)
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