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Public Enemy Number One
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Well, yes, it's a little creepy that, according to the prosecutor, Fred Willard had a similar arrest two decades ago, but, still, he was, to put it bluntly, jacking off in a porn theater, which, apparently, is what guys do, or did in the pre-Internet days, there. Is this really that much of a crime? Yes, according to PBS, which couldn't wait to fire him; the network's chief Paula Karger said they had to move fast to get rid of him and replace him with Mark "Not Marky Mark, The Other One" Walberg, because, um, "distraction." Was having Little Fred out in a dark porn theater something that would have made you unable to watch whatever that show was on PBS? (Los Angeles Times; Los Angeles Daily News)
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