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Sorry, Sir, We Have A Strict No-Zucchini Policy
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A gay couple is suing United/Continental Airlines because, they say, someone working for the airline took a dildo from their luggage and taped it outside the bag so that people would see it when it hit the baggage carousel. Yeah, that could be an embarrassment. The solution, next time, is to pack your dildo in your carry-on, so that only the TSA x-ray agent will see it, stop the process, call over all of her fellow agents, take it out of the bag, wave it at you, and ask "what's THIS?" Maybe you should just leave it home and buy one when you get wherever you're going. (Courthouse News)
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