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Kinda Torn Between A Hot Pants Joke And A Liar, Liar Joke
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Guy had a bottle of vodka in his pocket, and right there you know this is not a story about a member of the upper crust of society. Some of the vodka leaked on his pants. And then he lit a cigarette, thus setting the pants on fire. Soon, the police showed up, and a cop told the man to take his pants off to prevent further burns. And the man said no, because it was too cold out. When someone won't take off pants that are actually on fire because it's cold, that's... cold. (South Jersey Times)
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