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Can you beat a story that starts "An evening with malt liquor and plenty of gunfire ended with feces"? No, you can't. According to the always entertaining and reliable weird-crime-news reporter Will Greenlee of the Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers, cops showed up to the docks because shots were fired, and they found this guy who said he'd had eight drinks (including two Colt .45 malt liquors), and -- this is impeccable timing -- as he told cops the gunfire damage and broken bottles on the dock were his fault with the words "the dock sh-t was my sh-t!," he promptly sh-t his pants. Of course he did. Did I mention that this happened in Florida? Oh, that's right, I don't have to, you already guessed. (Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers/TCPalm.com via WPTV/West Palm Beach)
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