-
Monkeys Don't Call 911 Or Go Into 7-Elevens, Either
-
This guy called 911 but would only say "I don't know" and that his name was "Monkey." So the cops come out and he's in a 7-Eleven and he tells them he's a monkey, then a cop made a critical mistake: He told the guy monkeys don't wear clothes. That's when "Monkey" stripped naked. They arrested him for indecent exposure, but they didn't say if they thought he was on drugs at the time. You can make your own assumptions about that. (WKMG-TV/Orlando)
Have an opinion? Add your comment below.