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If He Pooped, Maybe He Wouldn't Have Gotten Stuck
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Guy allegedly broke into a grocery through the grease trap. Ew. And then, when he couldn't get enough traction to go back through to escape, he tried to go through a barred window and got stuck halfway, which is how the police found him, and it's when he uttered the immortal words, "I'm stuck and I have to take a poop." Maybe he should have just, you know, gone through the door instead. (WKMG-TV/Orlando)
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