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Seen It All In A Small Town
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Police blotters are sometimes boring, sometimes entertaining. This one, a random one from the Kingsport Times-News (a real newspaper in Tennessee, by the way -- NOT The Onion) is so chock full o' insanity, it's classic. Just some of the fun: a drunk guy on a riding mower, a guy busting beer bottles in the road in Piney Flats, kids "doing gestures towards cars," a woman claiming to be threatened by her husband and his girlfriend, a fight over muffin pans, a fight inspired by one guy having sex with the other guy's sister, and a guy who called 911 after taking dog medication because he thought he had worms. All in one four-day period. (Kingsport Times-News)
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