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Prime Suspects Include The Entire Student Body At Harvard
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Somebody is pooping in the laundry of Yale students. People are going to the laundry room at Saybrook College and finding human feces in their clothes left in the dryer. The students want security guards to be assigned to the laundry rooms, but they really just need to stay down there and watch their stuff. And maybe the scholars at Yale can figure out that it's not difficult to put a surveillance camera in that room. I mean, there's the future of American leadership. Surely they can buy a cheap camera and set it up so that I can find the "poopetrator." (I didn't come up with that, it's what they're calling the Mad Pooper.) (Yale Daily News)
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