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One of the dumbest things you can do is steal from a convenience store, because while it may seem easy, THEY HAVE CAMERAS. And so we have a good look at the gentleman in a "Started From the Bottom, Now We Here" t-shirt (huh, a Drake fan) who stole a charity donation container from the counter at a Wawa. Dude has the added problem of having a distinct look, like a cross between Curly Howard and a manatee. So, not likely to escape prosecution. (Asbury Park Press)
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