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Stop Flicking Your Bic, Sir
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This guy's alibi for indecent exposure charges was novel: He says that the women who say they saw him wanking at the wheel of his car actually saw him writing with a penis-shaped novelty pen. Because, you know, everybody sits in their cars writing with penis pens. He even had a doctor testify that he had "distinguishing marks" on his genitals. No, the jury didn't buy it, either. (Australian Broadcasting Co. via Yahoo!7)
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