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Probably Never Occurred To Them That They Could Split It
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A guy was allegedly stabbed multiple times by his brother in a fight over the last can of soda. They were drunk and watching the NFC Championship and there was one can of Pepsi left and, well, war. Sample line: "When the 50-year-old asked his brother not to take the last can of Pepsi, his brother told him 'to go f--- yourself' and then picked up a pipe and struck him in the head, the report said." This would make one hell of a Pepsi commercial. (Jersey Journal)
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