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They'd Pick It Out Of A Lineup If They Could Find It First
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The details of who Max Clifford is (a well-known PR mogul in London) or why he's on trial (several sexual assault/harassment charges) are less important to those outside the UK than the fact that the size of his penis has become a major issue at his trial and one witness said that his schlong is "freakishly small." This is being used to bolster other testimony that he showed another woman his member and complained, "How can I satisfy a woman with this?" Whatever happens in the trial, whether he's found guilty or not, whatever the sentence, the fact that he's now internationally known for a freakishly small penis is a punishment in itself. (Daily Mail)
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