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Just His Luck, Someone Put A Skimmer On The Card Slot
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Guy walks into a bar and sticks his penis into an ATM, trying to have sex with it. The cops came, found him "nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air," and took him outside, whereupon he proceeded to try to have sex with a picnic table. Was alcohol involved? What do YOU think? They try to keep pot illegal, but getting stoned doesn't make you want to do THIS. (WATE-TV/Knoxville)
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