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Slightly Smaller Portion And Cheaper, Just Like The Stuff Inside The Store
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A lady was sitting in her car waiting for her family to come out of the Walmart when a guy named Johnson (!) pulled alongside and allegedly whipped out his Johnson and masturbated. When caught, the cops say they found a bag full of Viagra and condoms. He's been arrested for sexual assault before, too. Whacking it in a Walmart parking lot is one of the more pathetic things anyone can do, but that's this guy's history, apparently. (WFTV/Orlando)
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