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Get Up, I'm Not Gonna Be Late For Work Today
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A NYPD cop was on his way to work at 5 in the morning when his attention was diverted to the man laying on the subway tracks trying to commit suicide. The cop jumped down and rescued the man. There are so many ways to kill yourself that WOULDN'T inconvenience others, but this guy hadda lay down and delay the subway. And when you think about what's on the tracks -- every time I take the New York subway or PATH train, I amuse myself tracking the battalions of rats scurrying along down there -- laying down on them is a pretty gross way to go. (WCBS-TV/New York)
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