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I Guess 'Fatti,' 'Oili,' And 'Soggi' Were Taken
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The woman who allegedly burned her boyfriend's house down using bacon's name is Cameo Crispi, which seems designed for stupid kicker stories like this. The story actually is an example of truly demented behavior: She allegedly started harassing her ex while he was away, calling and texting from his house. And then, after he called the cops to clear her out of there, the cops found her allegedly drunk with smoke pouring out the door and hot coals on the floor around a fire burning in a wood stove, and a pound of bacon on the kitchen stove with the flame set to high. Which made the bacon... wait for it... oh, you knw. (Deseret News, Salt Lake City)
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