-
You, Sir, Are No Justin Verlander
-
Speaking of penises, I thought right away that the story about inexplicably popular band 5 Seconds of Summer (a/k/a "A Band Your 11 Year Old Daughter Would Consider 'Edgy'") and its bass player's Snapchat dick pic making the rounds of the Internet was a setup, because, well, they're being marketed to the tweens as something semi-dangerous (but not TOO dangerous). And he didn't seem all that upset about it. If it WAS a publicity stunt, he must be kicking himself that the photo hacking scandal broke, like, the day after his little incident. (TMZ)
Have an opinion? Add your comment below.