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That's It, He's Lost The Groundhog Vote
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NYC MAYOR MURDERER SHOCK HORROR! Okay, the victim was the groundhog, and it wasn't murder, it was an accident. You might recall that Mayor de Blasio dropped Staten Island Chuck on Groundhog Day, but what they didn't disclose is that Chuck died a week later from internal injuries. Or that Chuck wasn't Chuck, and that he was a she. Yes, they used an impostor because they feared the real Chuck would bite the Mayor. And after the replacement died, they covered it all up. Needless to say, this is major news in the New York Post. (Obviously, New York Post)
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