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Moonshine And, Um, Everything Don't Mix
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A man tried to light his furnace. He was drinking moonshine at the time. Of COURSE he burned his legs and set the home on fire in the process. Oh, but a neighbor told the paper he had said he burned himself making the moonshine. Either way, some people probably shouldn't be allowed to go near fire. (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette; Thanks to Mark Lindow at WSJR (Nash 93.7)/Scranton-Wilkes-Barre for the link)
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