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Just The Same, Maybe They Should Avoid The Produce Aisle For A While
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A newlywed couple won diversion of their case in court, so they won't face assault charges. What did they do? Oh, they just attacked each other with fresh fruit at their hotel, that's all. They got into a argument, she threw fruit (apparently, an apple) and hit him in the back of the head, he retaliated, they got into a scuffle, and they ended up in the hallway with the police showing up. I'll remind you that domestic assault, no matter the weapon, is not funny, and that they will certainly have a rough time making their brand-new marriage work if they devolved into fruit-flinging that soon. (Otago Daily Times)
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