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Optimus Slime
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He claims he was merely on Neighborhood Watch, but a) it wasn't his neighborhood and b) he was allegedly sitting in a car with Transformers all over it and masturbating and he was near two schools at the time. So, if he was on the lookout for miscreants, he might have just looked in the vanity mirror. (WTVJ/Miami)
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