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You Want Moons Over My Hammy, You Gotta Pay
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Here's a fun dine-and-dash attempt at a Denny's in Prescott, AZ, only with a delayed dash: The guy allegedly ordered a lot of food and then announced to the waitress that he didn't intend to pay for it. And then he attempted to leave via the rear emergency exit and failed to open it, whereupon he sat back down and proclaimed that he didn't care if the waitress called police. So she did, they came, and they started to cuff him... and that's when he dashed, but he didn't get far, because the cop was still holding him. Interesting strategies used here, announcing your intentions up front, waiting for the cops, running while still being held by the police. Quite unorthodox. Also quite unsuccessful. (The Daily Courier, Prescott)
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