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Baby Wipes? Aisle 4. Why?
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We might have to establish a Shoplifter of the Year award for people like this woman who was caught allegedly taking stuff out of packages at a Rite Aid, had a syringe in her purse and admitted to being on methadone and "occasionally" heroin, and, oh, yeah, she allegedly left feces in a cardboard standup display case, because why wouldn't she? She denied the poop part was hers, but, well, the rest of her story doesn't hold up too well, either. You have to wonder whether the drugs drove her to poop there, or whether the poop was because of an underlying mental illness. Or maybe you don't have to wonder. (Middletown Press)
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