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Too High? I'd Say He's About The Right Amount Of High
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A guy called the cops to tell them that he'd gotten "too high." How high? Well, when the cops showed up, he was in the fetal position on the floor, surrounded by "a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies," according to a police report. It's the stereotypical stoner munchies diet. Also, he said he couldn't feel his hands. I think enough Doritos and Chips Ahoy can do that even without the pot. (Youngstown Vindicator)
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