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While We're At It, Let's Burn That Bicycle Seat, For Obvious Reasons
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In Des Moines, a bicyclist was arrested because his junk was hanging low, so low that it was visible hanging out of his shorts. Instead of congratulating him on his endowment, the cops arrested him because ew. And they think he did it on purpose, or was drunk, or was mentally ill and therefore didn't know. Whatever the reason, he was swinging in the breeze, which can't be comfortable on a bicycle. (Des Moines Register)
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