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Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Overpriced Bikini
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At the trendoid Standard hotel on South Beach, they sell $75 bathing suits in a vending machine, in case you forgot yours. For men, they're board shorts (the equivalent of which you can buy for, like, $12 at Costco or Target. For women, there's only a tiny, barely-there bikini. Normal-sized women need not apply.
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