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All That Glitters Is Not Gold. But This IS Gold, If You Can Get Past The Poop
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A thief in India -- okay, the sourcing of this one might be suspect, but let's assume it's true for the sake of a laugh -- swallowed a gold chain, and the cops waited for him to poop it out. And waited. And gave him an enema and it STILL didn't work. And when they could wait no longer, they force-fed him 40 bananas. Presto! They proudly presented the chain to the victim. She understandably did not want to keep that particular model. Apparently, this police force has used bananas before for this purpose, in case you plan to steal stuff somewhere and don't like bananas. (New York Post)
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