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A Story With Everything - Fish, Pants, Pee, Walmart
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Story of the Year so far: A man was arrested after he went to Walmart, put trout in his pants, and peed on the floor, then tried to leave the store. The cops say that when they confronted him, he admitted to peeing, but wasn't worried because it was a misdemeanor. Was alcohol involved? Why, yes, yes, it was. What can we learn from this? Absolutely nothing. But the very idea of a guy at a Walmart trying to shoplift trout in his pants and urinating while doing it is too America 2016 to pass up. (Clarksville Leaf Chronicle)
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