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At Least He Used The Salad Fork. Gotta Save The Regular Forks For The Meat
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A man got stabbed with a salad fork by his brother in a dispute over a pot roast. The stabbee says that he was cooking the roast at 11:20 pm -- that's kinda late to be cooking pot roast -- and his brother started to insist that the meat was his. So, fight and fork. These incidents seem to be getting weirder and weirder; I'm wondering whether there's some kind of international radiation causing increased insanity all over the world. (Muncie Star-Press; Thanks to Dave Elliott at WGUF/Naples for the link)
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