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Whiz Or Provolone Only. Keep It Simple And You Can't Really Blow It
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Every election, the presidential candidates have to go to Philly, troop to Pat's or Geno's or both, and eat a cheesesteak, and how and what they order is supposed to be meaningful, because EVERYONE THINKS EVERYONE ELSE IS AN IDIOT WHO THINKS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO ORDER AND EAT A CHEESESTEAK. G-dammit, come on, you can't believe that some out-of-towner who doesn't ever eat "downmarket" unless it's election season would know all that. I mean, I KNOW how to order (pizza steak provolone wit'out) and eat (standing, leaning forward so it doesn't drip on you) a cheesesteak, because I lived in the Philly area for years and learned it from a young age. But who expects Hillary or Trump or Cruz or Bernie or Kasich to know all of that? And why would it possibly matter? (AP via Philly.com)
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