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I'd Vote For The Phanatic Over Anyone, But I'm A Phillies Fan, Of Course
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A poll threw in a great question: If the presidential choice was between Donald Trump and the Phillie Phanatic, who would you vote for? The Phanatic won, and, alone and combined with people who answered "don't know," gave Trump a crushing defeat. Unfortunately, the Phanatic a) isn't running, b) is not an American native (don't you know your Phanatic back story? He's from the Galapagos Islands), and c) is not human. But a fake green creature beats a fake orange creature every time. Also, this pollster, a Democratic push poll company, has been cited by Trump himself before when the numbers suited him, so you can't say it's not valid, Donny. (BillyPenn.com)
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