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I'd Make A 'Shorti' Joke, But You Have To Know The Wawa Menu To Get The Connection
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Novel but apparently ineffective excuse: A guy accused of exposing his junk to a woman at a Wawa in Jersey claimed that he merely "forgot to zipper." Uh huh. Guys, we can all agree that unless you're, shall we say, Milton Berle-like (Google it, kids), you're not gonna hang out of your fly if it's undone, you'll just be showing your underwear. So, no go with the zipper excuse, most likely. (WKXW (New Jersey 101.5)/Trenton)
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