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Put The Matches Down, Chester Cheetah
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A man has been convicted of trying to burn down his ex-girlfriend's house using Cheetos as an accelerant, which, in a way, is ingenious as well as evil, because who would have thought of Cheetos as a way to do that? He also wedged a propane tank against the house, which is a lot less funny and way, way more evil, but the fire fighters were able to get the tank off the house before it blew. Actually, none of this is funny, come to think of it. (Taunton Gazette)
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