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It's A Lot Easier To Just Go To KFC For Your Dinner, But Whatever
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Let's see, where do you think this happened?: A man was held on suspicion of DUI for crashing a golf cart while trying to run over a rooster. Yes, Florida. Key West, to be exact, where people have roosters in their yards, and I've been awakened there by roosters enough to not be surprised that someone would want to get revenge (although that is not condonable). The man, a tourist, was three times the limit and was "adamant about trying to hit the rooster," a witness said. A woman with him in the cart was hurt. And when they gave him the breathalyzer, he kept putting his fingers and shirt in his mouth. Now, THAT'S a vacation. (Miami Herald)
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