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Wait, Was It A Hot Dog? Because We Have To Determine If That's A Sandwich First
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A woman woke up in her house to find a burglar sleeping on her floor after making himself a sandwich. Because, you know, burglary works up an appetite, and then eating makes you sleepy. You know, this guy has an arrest record three decades long; you'd think he'd know to eat and nap BEFORE going to work. (Pasadena Star-News)
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