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You Gotta Be In It To Lose It
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Hey, lottery players, news for you: Mega Millions, the multistate lottery that isn't Powerball, is doubling its price to two bucks! That means bigger jackpots. It also means you have much worse odds of winning those jackpots. But, hey, you might have better odds of winning a one dollar prize or something! And you can buy a THREE dollar ticket that gives you another chance to win the big prize... but NO opportunity to win the smaller prizes, so there's that! Oh, and here's a toilet -- you can flush your money down here and have the same effect. (KTLA/Los Angeles)
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