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I'm Assuming This Didn't Involve The M.I.T. Alumni Association
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The headline is only part of it: "Drunk man impales crotch while climbing over fence in West Harlem." It's also that, while Drunk Man dangled from the fence oozing blood, two drunk guys in an apartment overlooking the scene fought over whether they were doing enough to help and ended up in a bottle-swinging brawl. Drunk Man started out at that same party and was booted for being too loud, and for some reason went out via a ledge, which is how he ended up falling onto the fence. This was about 7 am, which is no time to be that drunk. (New York Daily News)
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