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Smells Like Jacaranda Or Guilt
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A Florida woman left her baby in her car while she went into a Publix store to shoplift Poo-Pourri, the cops say. Poo-Pourri is that spray that covers the smell of your bathroom activity with something floral that lets everyone within five miles know that you just pooped. Oh, and she had meth on her, so she ended up with child endangerment, shoplifting, and meth possession charges, which makes her the quintessential Floridian. (Miami Herald)
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