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Oh, Sure, Laugh. You Got A Better Number To Call For That?
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You're at a music festival, you gotta go to the bathroom, and you're drunk. You COULD queue up at the portapotties, but, again, you're drunk. So you go to the bushes, and... okay, this guy did all of that at BottleRock in Napa Memorial Day weekend and ended up falling into the bushes, and he called 911 because he was too drunk to get up himself. I suppose that WOULD qualify as an emergency. The cops were good-natured about it, but if you're that drunk, you're doing life very wrong, or perhaps very right. Depends, I guess. (No pun intended.) (SFGate.com)
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