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It Cries, It Wets, It Doesn't Count As A Passenger

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Okay, here's a twist on the mannequin-in-the-carpool-lane thing, in which a woman was caught with a baby doll in the HOV lane in suburban Phoenix. Do they give points for creativity? Because she's going to get points on her driving record. (KPHO-TV-KTVK/Phoenix)

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Perry Michael Simon

Perry Michael Simon is Vice President and Editor/News-Talk-Sports/Podcast for AllAccess.com and the former Program Director and Operations Manager at stations like KLSX and KLYY (Y107)/Los Angeles and WKXW (New Jersey 101.5)/Trenton. He's been on-air and written stuff for TV and websites and other stuff he doesn't remember all that well. He can also be found at Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and pmsimon.com, if you're so inclined. In addition, he's the former Editor-in-Chief at Nerdist.com and Director of Programming at the Nerdist Podcast Network.

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