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No Shoes, No Pants, No Service
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What would be more Waffle House than a moron burglar, apparently very high, falling from the ceiling? Why, a moron burglar, apparently very high, falling from the ceiling while pantsless. This burglar, still on the loose, used his pants to tie the bathroom door closed, then climbed through the bathroom ceiling to sneak across the building, but crashed into the dining area. He got away, but they know who he is, because he left his driver's license and ID in his pants. The only thing missing is Florida, but this happened in Alabama. (Tuscumbia Times Daily)
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