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More Effective Than Throwing Jerky, I Suppose

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Last week, we saw a restaurant robbed at literal fingerpoint, a guy brandishing his index finger. This week, we have convenience store clerks thwarting a robbery by hitting the would-be robber with a banana. They threw a banana at him and he ran out the door. Never thought of bananas as weapons. Apples, yeah -- they can hurt you. Bananas, nah. (CTV News)

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Perry Michael Simon

Perry Michael Simon is Vice President and Editor/News-Talk-Sports/Podcast for AllAccess.com and the former Program Director and Operations Manager at stations like KLSX and KLYY (Y107)/Los Angeles and WKXW (New Jersey 101.5)/Trenton. He's been on-air and written stuff for TV and websites and other stuff he doesn't remember all that well. He can also be found at Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and pmsimon.com, if you're so inclined. In addition, he's the former Editor-in-Chief at Nerdist.com and Director of Programming at the Nerdist Podcast Network.

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