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Consider It Preparation For Your First, Second, And Third Marriages
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Deadspin's Drew Magary is back to normal after his head injury recovery, and he's cranking out some of his trademark pieces again, this one being a collection of readers' worst roommate horror stories. He admits to being one himself -- when he was single, years ago, his apartment bathroom was so gross that a friend staying with him for three months refused to use it to take a dump. Readers' contributions include a college roommate who ratted out his roomie to his parents for not going to class, a taxidermist, a sordid incident involving peeing in a shampoo bottle, a worse situation with a lazy guy who peed in tennis ball cans to save the effort of walking to the bathroom, a very dirty (literally) roomie who insisted on filtered water, 24 hours of "Bananaphone," poop in a mixing bowl, and many variations on the psycho in the next bunk. You know your listeners have contributions for this particular thread. (Deadspin; NSFW)
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